Okay, I'm not saying there's anything inherently wrong with distributing free tickets for your "Easter" services (and I say "Easter" because, while I prefer the phrase "Resurrection Sunday," these churches that are putting on shows for the event opt for "Easter"), I'm just saying that tickets for church is a little bit...creepy. But hey, I'm kind of a prude so what do I know?
That being said, do you have your tickets? I hope so, because otherwise you're going to get stuck in one of those seats way up in the balcony on the far side and you'll barely even be able to see the bass player rocking out during the opening song! I know you wouldn't want to miss that.
In this earlier post, I included an audio clip from the Fighting for the Faith radio show that was a satire of mega-church Easter services. That satire was disturbingly and sadly close to the truth. So, let's take a look at some of America's most popular mega-churches and how they will be celebrating the resurrected Christ this weekend:
Down in Charlotte, Steven Furtick will be hosting "3D Easter." I'm still not sure what that's supposed to mean, but the website has a countdown clock so it must be amazing!
Not far away, Perry Noble and Newspring's website is a little more subdued. It will be interesting to see how Noble tops his antics of two years ago, when he opened the service with the
Across the country in Southern California, Rick Warren has big shoes to fill this Easter...his own! After all, how can one possibly outdo last year's service at Angels Stadium with the Jonas Brothers headlining?! Well, this year Rick had to settle for one of the rescued Chilean miners and a corresponding theme: Speaking of stadiums, Mark Driscoll and Mars Hill Church are holding their Easter service at Qwest Field in Seattle. I wonder if they serve refreshments during the service?
But on the first day of the week, at early dawn, they went to the tomb, taking the spices they had prepared. And they found the stone rolled away from the tomb, but when they went in they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus. While they were perplexed about this, behold, two men stood by them in dazzling apparel. And as they were frightened and bowed their faces to the ground, the men said to them, “Why do you seek the living among the dead? He is not here, but has risen. Remember how he told you, while he was still in Galilee, that the Son of Man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men and be crucified and on the third day rise.” And they remembered his words, and returning from the tomb they told all these things to the eleven and to all the rest. (Luke 24:1-9)